July 13, 2003

what makes a (British) bestseller?

Tim Adams read every novel in last week's top 10 list to see what makes it rise above the rest. Read 'em and weep.

posted by Laila Lalami at 03:07 PM

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An independent survey of Brits' reading habits,performed by myself on London's public transport over the last week,reveals:

*Harry Potter
*candy coloured chick lit
*a bargain basement £1 edition of Middlemarch
*some aspirational self-help bollocks
*Harry Potter
*the Bible
*Jhumpa Lahiri's 'Interpreter Of Maladies'
*sword 'n' sorcery Tolkein knock-off
*Harry Potter
*Access for Dummies
*novelisations of domestic TV detective series
*raghead-slaying SAS memoirs of doubtful authenticity
*my own remaindered copy of Don De Lillo

Oh,and Harry Potter.

Though this might have been a bad week....

How different would that be in the States?

Posted by: dud on July 14, 2003 08:36 AM

Here in Washington DC it's about the same, only knock out one Harry Potter and replace it with a true-crime novel titled something like "Dead Wrong". Then, for each book on your list, add one work-related paper or book, most likely a dull bureaucratic briefing paper. Washingtonians are obsessed with work.

Posted by: Sugar Kane on July 14, 2003 09:59 AM

dud: are you sure that Middlemarch and Access For Dummies weren't just false covers to hide Harry Potter?

Posted by: eldan on July 14, 2003 03:09 PM

sugar : anything not actually bound between covers was disqualified,thus eliminating a tottering pile of reports,proposals and middle-management dreck. But there was plenty .Ditto for dickhead merchant bankers peering self-importantly into their laptops.

eldan : plausible theory. They're all of a similar size. But Middlemarch had the authentic appearance of a discounted classic,printed as it was in a Lilliputian micro-font on grey and granular industrial-grade toilet paper. No cash cow like Rowling would get that get kind of treatment.

Posted by: dud on July 16, 2003 02:00 AM

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